So apparently it turns out there are thousands of people baking and cooking away their days, and taking photos of every single freakin' step of the recipe, and they've been doing this apparently, for like, years. I guess if you like to cook, it's also fun to photograph the measuring cup full of chicken broth and the raw chicken you are cutting while holding your camera with the other hand that presumably has chicken goo on it. Swear to God, I'd throw away my camera. I should probably admit that I became sucked into these food blogs for about a week. I pinned a whole bunch of stuff at first (but only the photos with the cooked chicken - there's not a lot that I hate more than the look/feel/smell of blubbery raw chicken) but then had a moment of self-awareness and deleted all the recipes that had more than 6 ingredients and a total preparation time of over 15 min. Whatever.
I also discovered that a lot of model-looking, model-posing, 20-something, freshly married, newly pregnant or just-had-a-baby-but-look-how-great-I-look
How. They. Do. Their. Hair.
I get that I'm a hell of a lot older than mid-20's (shut up) but if I'd ever have blogged the steps or posted video of me doing my hair when I was in my 20s I certainly hope someone would have shaved my head. I know several people, in fact, that would have happily. The fact that the steps would've been
1. Plug in hot rollers 1 hour before showering.
2. Blow dry hair upside down.
3. Section off 1" pieces of hair, roll up to scalp in hot rollers. Place kleenex under each roller to keep from burning scalp.
4. Leave rollers in hair for 20 minutes. Try to keep all the kleenexes in by tilting head to and fro.
5. Remove rollers. Bend over and run fingers though hair. Hairspray generously while upside down
is beside the point and should not date me &/or give away my age.
So it got me thinking.
I have a lot to say. I love facebook and twitter (and understand and acknowledge the
So I thought, why the Hell not? I mean, I certainly don't lead an exciting, glamourous life by any means. It's a pretty great life, no question. Not exactly the life I had planned for myself, but not everyone can be the next Mary Hart or Jules Asner (please make me stop dating myself). I have a pretty fantastic husband who was my college sweetheart, 2 incredible, caring, and (most importantly) funny girls who have been my life for 16 years, 2 crazy cats + 1 diabetic cat who run the household, a home and a cabin I love in a state I do not and a lot of time to read UsWeekly, watch The Bachelor and drink wine. I realize I have a lot to say about a lot of desperately
So I guess I'll give it a try. I promise not to show you photos of my new shirt from Anthropologie (although it is darling) or give you a step-by-step guide to curling/straightening/washing my hair. Although I can't promise I won't occasionally post photos of my cooking attempts. Only because they are hilarious.
So thanks for coming along for the ride.
You're my favorite today.
I found your blog through The Coffeehouse and I think I love you. The people posting about their outfit of the day makes me want to vomit in their Louis Vuitton purse. Glad I'm not the only one a little put off by this!
ReplyDeleteThanks! Yeah, It's super annyoing and I'd love to do a blog post about it but don't want to offend anyone. ;)
ReplyDeleteOff to check out your blog!
I love your blog and this post cracked me up! Happy to find another Minnesota Blogger out there, too bad you don't like the state because I love it!! No worries, I will not hold that against you... HA! :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for reading!! And I really just like to give MN a lot of grief (because of the grief it gives me from Dec.- April)! I'm a west coast girl at heart so it's just been a bit of a shock to find myself here....for 14 years and counting! But yes - it is a LOVELY place to raise your family and MPLS is a great city, no question!! :)
DeleteWow you're a blogger?? I had no idea! This is gonna be great!! :)
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